2007-11-21
5. It’s the next best thing to Jell-O.
4. It’s probably a delicacy in some third world countries.
3. You know how we Mainahs love the Mass-holes? Well,
they produce about a quarter of the nation’s cranberries.
2. It’ll make the Tofurkey go down a lot easier.
1. If you don’t finish the whole can, you can probably just
throw some Saran Wrap on it and save it ‘til Christmas.
4. It’s probably a delicacy in some third world countries.
3. You know how we Mainahs love the Mass-holes? Well,
they produce about a quarter of the nation’s cranberries.
2. It’ll make the Tofurkey go down a lot easier.
1. If you don’t finish the whole can, you can probably just
throw some Saran Wrap on it and save it ‘til Christmas.